Beyonce “If I Was a Boy” music video, you guys:
If Beyonce was a boy, she would still be a girl, but she would be a cop instead of an executive assistant. And if she was a boy, she would still date a man, but it wouldn’t be gay because even though she’s a boy now, she’s actually still a girl? My head hurts and I need an adult. If Beyonce was a boy, she would treat her boyfriend the way that he treats her, now, as a girl, but she would still be a girl, but also she is a boy. No, I think I got it (I do not got it). I do wish when we had gone back to “normal” and Beyonce was back to being a girl girl instead of a boy girl that we could have seen the comparable scene in which Beyonce presented her boyfriend with the pair of earrings she picked out for him at work and he giggled and put them on in the rearview mirror. What?
Maybe if Beyonce was a boy this video would make sense.