No Britney Spears Special. We Want Andy Dick Special.

To promote the release of her new record, Circus, on November 30 MTV will air a 90-minute infomercial “documentary” in which Britney Spears explains her crazy lonely self in her own new designed-by-Marlboro voice:

It’ll be like Truth Or Dare, if Truth Or Dare had been directed by Madonna’s publicist. We’re all going to learn a lot of things they want to show us, but what about Andy Dick’s on the record special? Andy Dick doesn’t want to live off camera either!