A Complex Issue Deserves A Two Year Old With Barbie Dolls

The point of this anti-gay marriage ad is that marriage between one man and one woman is so simple even a person who can’t feed herself and poops in her pants can illustrate it if her stage mother yells at her to “make the Barbies kiss and you’ll get a cookie!” It’s so stupid:

According to this logic, I know for a fact that a lot of stuffed animals of various genders and species were legally wed in the early 1980s. Stupid people are the dumbest! (Via Fey Friends.)