This Ad Was Banned But Baby Wee Wee Was Not

So Coca Cola has some drink called “Oasis” that they advertise as being “For people who don’t like water,” which is retarded because people who don’t like water should be allowed to die of thirst the way natural selection intended, but anyway, they just banned this commercial in the UK which stars a guy who’s a cactus, his girlfriend, and their cactus baby. It’s gross and weird, I guess, but not the worst:

Apparently, they got 32 complaints after the ad, which was the result of a contest asking people who don’t like water to submit their own ending to the cactus saga, aired during Big Brother. So now it’s banned, while the Baby Wee Wees of the world continue their creepy tyranny.