Ann Curry’s Dirty Stand-Up Comedy. (Yep, That’s Right.)

Apparently, Ann Curry’s greatest fear is stand-up comedy, so in a bizarre morning show stunt, she did her first comedy set at Caroline’s Comedy Club in front of an audience, and today they showed it on The Today Show. And she went blue! If you’ve always wanted to see Ann Curry imitate her Japanese mother telling her that men need sex and calling her a slut, wow is this your lucky day!

According to Al Roker’s bad joke, Ann is going to eat nitroglycerin next. I bet it’ll be funnier! (Actually, to be fair, that wasn’t the worst stand up anyone’s ever seen, it was just a tamer version of Margaret Cho’s bread and butter. But Ann Curry should never mention sex!)