World Temporarily Distracted From Economic Crisis By Monkey Waiters

Have you seen these monkey waiters they have now? They’re monkeys who have the amazing ability to not only wait tables, but to flood email inboxes with emails titled “MONKEY WAITERS!!!”:

I like how they’re only allowed to work two hours per day. Who decided that two hours was the maximum amount of time a monkey could bring people beer in exchange for soybeans without it being cruel? (Thanks for the tip, every single person or website on the internet today!)