This Rock-Hurling Naked Man Is Your Boyfriend

You’ve had a lot of boyfriends and they’ve all been silly. But the naked man who led Tokyo police on a 2-hour chase as he swam naked around the Imperial Palace moat and climbed up walls naked and threw rocks naked is the most Your Boyfriend Your Boyfriend of all:

The man is “Thought to be a Spaniard.” Only an international news agency would say that. Here in America, that line just makes us all think of The Princess Bride.