That’s Your Future Girlfriend: The Little Girl Robot

Ugh, gross, there’s a robot in Japan that’s based on a five-year-old girl. Hopefully the real five-year-old-girl is not as creepy and drugged-up as this robot:

(Via Best Week Ever.) Why would they unveil the robot in that condition? Couldn’t they wait until it was functional? And wait, why do we need a robot based on a five-year-old girl? Five year old girls can’t do anything. My refrigerator can perform more handy tasks than a five-year-old girl. That robot is going to grow up to be the half-price real doll of some middle-aged dude in Nevada.