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Gwyneth Paltrow Dances With Clowns

Gwyneth Paltrow is just “a mother of two from Britain” so when she got the call from a handbag company called Tod’s asking her to star in this new 7-minute-long commercial directed by Dennis Hopper, she was probably like “Will the space be clean and feel nice? I like spaces that are clean and feel nice.” and they said yes, so she did it.

Does that work on Europeans? I bet she got a million dollars for that.