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Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Cyborg Soldier

This is a trailer for a movie called Cyborg Soldier.

This is the movie equivalent of that classic Onion op-ed “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades.” It’s that. But a movie. In this case, though, it’s not fuck “everything,” it’s just fuck plot, production value, good acting, and any desire to see it. Otherwise it’s BALLS OUT.

I am telling you this though: the United States Government suspended any and all supersoldier training and development programs about 10 years ago. Hollywood has successfully forced the military-industrial complex to recognize that it’s simply TOO RISKY. They always go rogue. Always. It’s going to take all your best men facing the toughest challenge of their careers to bring him in, and even that won’t be enough. Don’t you realize he just wants out? THIS IS NOT WHAT HE SIGNED UP FOR.