7/11 Coffee Cups Are The Only Presidential Poll I Trust

7/11 just rolled out their branded McCain and Obama disposable coffee cups. As this local news report explains, the convenience store does this for every election and keeps track of which cups sell more, and have so far been accurate in predicting the election outcome. For some reason I feel like this is going to lead to some very dumb 7/11 parking lot arguments:

But, no, then there was this: “Non-partisan coffee drinkers and undecided voters can still get their coffee in a regular cup.” I just wanna know if there is a single American out there BORING ENOUGH to specially request a plain cup. If so, it’s that person who should get beaten up by a ragtag bi-partisan gang in the parking lot.