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Pick A Side: Anderson Cooper Vs. David Blaine

Just kidding, we’re all on the same side, here. Anderson Cooper, who has lately found the confidence to voice his opinions about such uncontroversial subjects as Living Lohan, once again used his status as America’s Dream BFF by speaking out against the cultural tyranny that is “The David Blaine.” Joel McHale reports:

Does anyone like David Blaine? When he first came out (you know, on cassette) I thought he was the antichrist. Anyway, it’s funny because Anderson Cooper hates David Blaine, and it’s funny because Anderson Cooper sounds like an old man in that clip, allowing us to imagine what an adorable old man he will be. (The most adorable!)