Spike Mendelsohn Should Go To Jail

Top Chef Season 4 contestant Spike Mendelsohn has received a citation from the Washington, D.C. health department at his burger restaurant for a number of violations, including STORING MEAT IN AN ALLEY. Well, they had to catch Al Capone on some tax evasion charges to get him for all the worse crimes, so maybe this is how we’ll finally punish Spike for those fucking hats.