That’s Your Boyfriend: GOP Delegate Who Demands Less Taxes And More War

This guy is your boyfriend. For real this time. You date him. You’ve been dating him forever and you guys are talking about moving in together.

(thanks for the tip, Todd)

He does have a point, though. I’m not sure that I agree with his foreign policy towards Iran, but I definitely think that the next administration should seriously consider engaging the American military in new wars. Namely the war on this guy. We should bomb his smug face from the sky, no troops. We could probably use slingshots and beat him. He threatens the world.