Brian Austin Green Makes Shaky, Paranoid, Non-Conversation On Ellen

He’s probably out of the running to be revealed as Kelly Taylor’s baby daddy on 90210 tonight, on account of them being step-siblings and all, but Brian Austin Green appeared on Ellen yesterday to promote his role on The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Some say he seems tweaked out on drugs, but I think he’s the physical embodiment of a really really bad hangover:

By the way, how excited are we all to find out who Kelly’s kid is tonight? It’s probably Brandon because he calls her from Belize, but it could be Dylan just because Luke Perry seems to really need work. One thing’s for sure: that curly blonde mop-top is a red herring if I’ve ever seen one — it’s definitely not Steve! Sigh. I can’t wait for that show to be canceled.