Seth MacFarlane Contest As Horrible And Unfunny As Everything Seth MacFarlane Does

Seth MacFarlane is the creator of Family Guy and American Dad and most recently Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Comedy, an online series in which he barfs out all the jokes he couldn’t use in his previously mentioned two projects, as if those two shows had a particularly high standard of joke quality to begin with. His shows are farty and redundant and unfunny, and this has made him a millionaire. More power to him. Seriously. You can’t hate a guy for being a millionaire. He didn’t unfairly create millions of dollars. He created garbage, and then that money was given to him. Blame yourselves. Man, there are so many crappy millionaires out there, you guys. I’m just waiting for to launch and then I’m out of here.

Anyway, as a promotion for Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Comedy, which is sponsored by Burger King, Seth MacFarlane is holding what has to be the single worst contest in the history of contests. Not only is it miserable and sad and the worst, but it also encapsulates everything about Seth MacFarlane.

It’s the “Buy Seth Dinner Sweepstakes.” Click to enlarge.

One lucky “winner” will be granted the opportunity to BUY SETH MACFARLANE DINNER AT BURGER KING. Not only is everything about that the worst, but the way this contest is described, with the constant refrain of “you still end up on top,” just UGH. Stop saying that, this contest. You don’t end up on top. You end up at the very, very bottom. I would buy Seth MacFarlane dinner at Burger King if he would QUIT.

You can enter here. Or you can end it here.