Sarah Palin Collects Severed Wolf Forelegs

There’s this anti-Palin ad running in Ohio about Sarah’s love of aerial wolf hunting. It’s insane:

(Via RadarOnline.) It’s funny to imagine Sarah Palin rolling around in her secret barn full of severed wolf forelegs that she bought for $150 each. I should write Sarah Palin wolf foreleg sketches for Saturday Night Live. Also, people with Alaskan Huskies must have been scared about their dogs’ legs being worth a total of $300. I’m obsessed with these severed forelegs. Where did they keep the severed forelegs? Whose job was it to open the foreleg packages and inspect the forelegs and mail the checks? Can we please have something called Severed Wolf Foreleg-gate?