Harry Potter And The Daniel Radcliffe’s Blurry Wang Photos Of Fire

I’ve never seen any Harry Potter movies or read any Harry Potter books, but I do have the same innate curiosity about the private parts of famous people as anyone else in the world, probably even Morrissey, so when someone sends me an IM that says “Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis: (link)” I click on it asap. And because we’re all about cameraphone pics of full frontal male nudity that reveal almost no visual information, here’s one of young (but adult) actor Daniel Radcliffe’s area, which he made the choice as a grown-up to reveal in that play people care about for that reason only, Equus. NSFW, unless your boss is one of those Harry Potter freak ladies, in which case getting caught looking at this means getting a raise:

Wang: check! Balls: check! Hair: check! Looks like all the parts are there. I’d like to thank the good folks at Queerty for being cultured, mature grown-ups who went to a fancy Broadway play preview, took out their cameraphones, and took some peenpics that the rest of us could then steal.