Creepy New Hair Club For Men Commercial: “My Friends Think My Stepdad Is Hot”

Hair Club For Men satisfied customer Mike and his stepdaughter Rani seem nice, so I’m going to assume that it was the sleazy HCFM infomercial producers who talked Rani into telling a story about how her friends saw her stepdad with his shiny new mullet-of-dreams and thought he was “not bad looking.”:

However carefully it’s worded or innocently it’s said in a wholesome Midwestern accent, they still just suggested that the HCFM will make your teen stepdaughter’s friends think you’re hot. Yuck. (Via Infomercial Hell.)