Mr. T Pities The Fool Who Enjoys Things That Don’t Taste Like Shit

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve thought to myself “ENOUGH WITH THIS KITCHEN, WHERE IS A MACHINE FROM MR. T THAT I CAN USE TO MAKE GARBAGE FOOD.” Just kidding, I can tell you how many times. Zero times!

(via BWE)

I like that Mr. T “challenged some friends” to make this for him. Totally. That’s just how friends are. Always challenging each other to invent shitty ovens. I think more friendships should involve challenges and ridiculous inventions with the word Turbo in them. Just as a fun, marketable celebration of how much we all like each other.