Khloe Kardashian On The Fast Track To Lose Celebrity Apprentice

According to Page Six, Kim Kardashian is working hard to make sure that her sister Khloe wins when she appears on Celebrity Apprentice by working with Omarosa. Sounds fool-proof. Wait, what’s the opposite of fool-proof? Right. Sounds like a bunch of fools.

KIM Kardashian is secretly working behind the scenes to make sure her kid sister Khloe scores big in the next installment of NBC’s “Celebrity Apprentice.” Kim was seen at the EA Sports FaceBreaker Video Game party in Hollywood texting her sister to set up a power lunch with ex-“Apprentice” villain Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth. “She wants to work out a game plan for Khloe to win,” a source told us. “Omarosa has told Kim she has many ideas for Khloe.”

I’m not a businessman, but I would love to sit in on that power lunch. Omarosa would be like “take it from me, I’ve only lost that show twice so I’ve got a lot of great ideas,” and Khloe will be all like “my breasts are grumpy,” and then Jack Welch will come in and be like “don’t even go on that show, come be the CEO of the world with me because you have what it takes!” and Omarosa will slap him because she’s “a bitch.” You know, business.