You Can Make It Up: Gossip Girl, The Hills, And The New 90210 Have Tea At The Plaza Hotel

Violin music gently filled the tastefully appointed Tea Room at the Plaza Hotel. Blair Waldorf and Serena Van Der Woodsen sat at a table near the back, along with Nate Archibald, Chuck Bass, and Dan Humphrey. Accompanying them were Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port, along with Spencer Pratt, Brody Jenner, Doug Reinhardt, and Justin Bobby. The group was completed with Annie Wilson and Dixon Wilson, as well as fellow West Beverly High classmates Naomi Clark, Ethan Ward, Silver, and Navid Shirazi.

Blair Waldorf raised her tea cup daintily into the air with a silk gloved hand, pinkie extended. “To us. And to being so fabulously wealth–“

Just then a bomb went off and everyone died. The End.