Liz Phair Roofied And Forced To Participate In Matrix Parody

That is the only possible explanation for how this could exist. That or Liz Phair not having anyone around her who cares enough to tell her that the AOL people are not at the top of the movie-spoof-creating field. Or even in the same decade:

If you had asked me this morning if there was any more of my teenhood left for Liz Phair to ruin, I would have laughed. But she just keeps finding a way. Be sure to watch at least until she says “Let’s hug it out, bitch,” — the “Alrighty, then!” of the ’00s.