Freestyle Canoeing Is There Inside Your Mind

I don’t know if this is a joke or what, but it’s even funnier than Olympic speed walking: freestyle canoeing, which, from this clip, appears to involve dressing up in a costume and “dancing” in a canoe in front of an audience while music plays. Phantom Of The Opera:

I love that so much. Via John Hodgman, who discovered that “you don’t need a special canoe to participate.”