Wolves Can’t Even Understand What An Abortion Would Be

Eugene Mirman heads to Minneapolis-St. Paul for a taste of the Republican National Convention, and while his coverage of the DNC was funny, this is way better. Tucker Carlson is kind of an idiot!

A lot of people are scared by the implications of a Sarah Palin vice presidency, but it is true that the White House will be very well protected from cat burglars and bears that smell food.