John McCain Is Bugging The F*** Out

Whoops, we spoke too soon. While our original statement that this blog is not a place for serious political criticism was mostly accurate, there’s nothing to be done when serious political criticism and Diddy blogs collide. Also this is fucking amazing.

“You be like one heartbeat away, like, pffff, and, what? You president?”

Seriously, though. Pff, and what?