Anderson Cooper Fears Girl Reporter’s Cooties

The Huffington Post’s Rachel Sklar put up a video last night that she took at the Democratic Convention, apparently at a bar of some kind, in which Anderson Cooper tells her about how he wanted to be Jewish when he was a kid because all his friends were. But apologies to Rachel, the best part is when he tells her “You’re uncomfortably close.”:

Don’t worry Anderson, tell her how you really feel! Who wouldn’t want to cuddle up to Rach Sklar! It must be because she’s…Canadian? All I know is, I’m so jealous because Anderson Cooper is my (unlikely because he’s so famous, I know!) boyfriend. (Via RadarOnline.)