Conspiracy Town: If Today Is Your Birthday, Josh Schwartz Might Make You Famous

Speaking of Blake Lively, it’s her 21st birthday today. Happy birthday, Blake Lively! You know who else’s birthday it is? Serena Van Der Woodsen 1.0, Rachel Bilson. She turns 27. Happy birthday, Rachel Bilson!

Wait a second, both The O.C. and Gossip Girl were both created and produced by Josh Schwartz. What does it all mean? Could it be that you can only be cast as a one-dimensional rich girl with casual flashes of unexpected generosity if you wer born on August 25th between the years 1981 and 1987? BOOM, I just used the power of the internet and one boring fact to create a sensational conspiracy theory. Sorry, Billy Bob Thornton Death Curse, YOU ARE OLD NEWS NOW.