Sorry, Michael Phelps, but this is what the Olympics are like to me (via Boing Boing):
I’m only HALF kidding. This guy is the best though. “Hem, I can, hem, jump on eggs without breaking them, hem. To prove it I will, hem, now, hem, jump over the eggs. You see there, hem. I’ve done it. I’ve done something.” What? That guy is your dad. He broke the world record in being your dad.