Chad The Real Estate Guy Never Ages Or Reads Books

I keep saying I’m not going to say “douche” anymore, but I realize now that not saying douche isn’t going to catch on just yet. We have more douche issues to work out as a nation, like Chad, the asymmetrical haircut-sporting real estate agent on Million Dollar Listing. As demonstrated in this Soup clip, literally everything he says or does is absolutely as horrible as it could possibly be, but that’s most of reality TV. I can’t step on the joke by saying what’s so funny about Chad, but people who have read a book or two will definitely find the last thing he says here to be beyond hilarious:

Whenever people say scripted TV is always better than reality TV, let’s remember Chad’s little literary moment, which could never have happened on everyone’s favorite show Two And A Half Men.