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Rosemary’s Teenager

A trailer for The Haunting of Molly Hartley, you guys:

Well this looks really scary. NOT! The catchy subtitle is “This Halloween, being a teenager is CONFUSING.” Here are a few alternate titles for this movie:

Adventures in Satansitting
Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter Is Undead
Fasttimes at Ridgemont HELL

Those are great. I just got a call from The University of Stupid. I’ve been made dean of the Lame Department. Also, please what is up with bathrooms? Why does every horror movie feature a scene in a Pottery Barn bathroom? Is there some subconscious collective fear of claw-footed bathtubs and flattering lighting?