Maury Guest Runs From Cotton Ball Monster

Possibly in response to the internet’s constant fascination with the series of “People who are afraid of harmless things” shows he’s been doing since the late ’90s, yesterday Maury Povitch re-ran an old show starring The Lady Who Is Afraid Of Cotton Balls (also “frogs and jello,” apparently.) While it’s easy to make fun of this woman, deep in my heart I know I would be the exact same way about wooden popsicle sticks:

Via Jezebel. Maybe this clip will go so viral that the Cotton Ball Monster will make a viable Halloween costume in October.