A Pelican Eats A Fighting Pigeon In A Park

This has been around for a while but it’s the most interesting thing I’ve seen today: a pelican in a London park eating a pigeon that just won’t give up. I was riveted:

Thanks to the tipster who sent us that. That two minute video was more suspenseful than the Kate Hudson/Matthew McConaughey romantic adventure Fools Gold. Which, as a total public service and apropos of nothing, I beg you not to try to watch.