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Punch Kim Kardashian In The Face

There’s a new boxing game coming out from Electronic Arts this fall called Face Breaker that features a customization tool whereby you can upload your own face or the faces of your enemies to break. As an example of this dangerous innovation, the game’s makers created a demo featuring Kim Kardashian. You can watch a video of it in action here.

This ought to put to rest all those parental concerns that videogames are a waste of time, encourage random acts of hyperviolence, and are detrimental to the development of children’s imaginations, curiosity, and attention spans. Now, when a mom comes in to the room and is like “Have you ever thought about opening a book?” the kid will be like “Mom, I’m punching Kim Kardashian in the face. Repeatedly,” and the mom will be like, “That is my boy. F books.”

Personally, Kim Kardashian isn’t on my top 10 list of people to punch in the videoface. Here is my top 10 list:

  1. Lauren Conrad
  2. Justin Bobby
  3. Heidi Montag
  4. Audrina Patridge
  5. Spencer Pratt
  6. Lo
  7. Brody Jenner
  8. Brent Bolthouse
  9. HITLER
  10. Jason Wahler

Kim comes in right at number 11. She just doesn’t quite make the cut, which is fitting, since that’s the same problem she has with intelligence and adding value to the planet.