BREAKING: New International Trampoline Accident

Today, we take you half way around the world to Finland, where two intrepid boys are about to jump off the roof of their house onto a trampoline. That seems like a reasonable idea that will turn out fine.

Wha yu ma woah huk ah, indeed.

That video has more than 218,000 views since it went up a couple days ago. Perfect. Your mom has seen it four times. She can’t get enough of it. That kid just got elected King of Finland. Will someone launch SkyNet already? I think we’re done here.

As always, we will continue to bring you the latest in trampoline accidents, where they happen, when they happen.