Some Fake Babies Are Creepier Than Others

If you have the internet on your computer, you probably know about “Reborns,” the very expensive dolls that look exactly like real babies. There are ladies out there who treat them like real babies. Those ladies are the perfect complement to those men who treat those Real Dolls like their girlfriends. When I saw this celebration of the “lives” of some fake babies on Greg Johnson’s blog just now, and saw that Greg Johnson had called it “10:52 of your life that you can never get back” I scoffed. But then I couldn’t stop watching:

My disappointment that there were no photos of the fake baby with its face in the birthday cake was alleviated by my astonishment that they have pacifiers. Pacifiers! Don’t they have cats where these ladies live?