(No, you’re obsessed with Steve Guttenberg!)
It turns out that Steve Guttenberg has been “The Goot” for a while now. Guttenberg Frenemy The New York Observer uncovered The Goot’s MySpace page yesterday, which appears to be real, though not updated since 2007. This was my favorite part, under favorite books:
“Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret” got me through some really dark times.
Also, speaking of Steve Guttenberg, do you want to see his butt? Here’s his butt in the movie The Invisible Man: