Illiterate Wheel Of Fortune Contestant Just Can’t Catch A Break

Everyone feels dumber in summer, so here’s a reminder that there are people even dumber than us, appearing as contestants on the least challenging game show, Wheel Of Fortune. Don’t those shows require tests of basic reading skills? I doubt this guy Kevin is, as billed, the “dumbest Wheel Of Fortune contestant ever,” but he definitely doesn’t know what words mean:

Poor Kevin. He thought he’d be “Dangling on air.” The butterscotch cookies incident was, at least, just unlucky.