The Republican National Committee Responds To Voter Concerns Over Eurotrash?

Whoops, Republican National Committee, you made this.

(via Daily Intelligencer)

I know that you just graduated from the Ashanti School of Parody, but WHOOPSERS. Be careful you guys, money is tight. Next time that you’re going to make an ad, you should test it first to make sure it’s OK to show people. An easy test is show it to one person and if they don’t snort-laugh or barf then you’re fine. If you had done that test, I wouldn’t be teasing you about this video right now, because you would have dug a hole and buried it. Right next to the grave you’ve prepared for civil rights (ZING THE VOTE).

For future reference, though, here are some things to keep in mind:

Voters care about:

  • The economy
  • The war on terror
  • Iraq
  • Batman

Voters do not care about:

  • Techno
  • Disco lights
  • Some dude in a Che shirt
  • Titanic

The Republican National Committee is your boyfriend’s National Committee.