That’s Your Girlfriend: Extended Stay America Girl

Usually we try to keep the “that’s your boyfriend/girlfriend” stuff to one or two posts a week, because we are here to inform and entertain, not facilitate sexual intercourse between monsters. But is it my fault that everyone you’ve ever dated has decided to creep it up all over the internet today? Is this the hotel where you guys do it?

(via BuzzFeed)

That’s an actual advertisement? Someone wants their product associated with that? “Come stay at our hotels. We promise that at least one mentally unstable girl has been in your room before, doing stuff that is, like, well, let’s just say you would want someone to go to the brain hospital to have their feelings cured if you saw them doing this stuff. Every room. Your room. Guaranteed.”