What Has Two Thumbs And WILL Be Seeing Zak Snyder’s Watchmen

Hint: I’m lazy at jokes. But this looks great.

I know Alan Moore is really down on movie adaptations of his work, and granted 300 kicked me backwards into a pit of derisive laughter, but isn’t it time the world finally had a superhero movie it could get excited about? Get it? Because of Batman? HBO stand up comedy special, please.

Watch the trailer in HD here.