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Hear The Cheerleader Ruin The World

I’m glad that I don’t have any musical talent, because it means that I don’t have to suffer the excrutiating indignity of watching everyone who’s ever stood in front of a video camera thinking that they have what it takes. I mean, I do have to suffer that, but I don’t have to Nick Drake myself because of it.

Anyway, I guess Hayden Panettiere didn’t want Heroes to be the only shitty thing she did.

Here’s your wake up call, Hayden: you are bad at singing. Also, who wrote your lyrics, your grandpa? “You think just because you bag me you don’t have to work at all”? Bag me? What’s your next single called? “23 Skidoo”? Also please don’t have a next single.