Kids Shoot The Darndest Things

This season of 24 is going to open with a made for TV movie? This is the trailer?

This looks like a joke. Like someone was hanging out in their friend’s room watching Hillary Clinton’s concession speech on YouTube and decided to make a 24 parody, and just happened to have access to a 75 dollar budget and Kiefer Sutherland. I do like the part where he points a gun at a child’s head. I know that he was protecting himself from a child soldier, who had his own gun pointed at Sutherland, but still, you guys. That means that he was ready to blow that kid’s fucking head off. “I know you’re scared, I also know that I am ready and willing to turn your face into a nightmare.”

Jack Bauer is your dad’s boyfriend.