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All The Boys Love Mandy Lane? Says Who?

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane trailer, you guys:

“She’s coming to my ranch, dude.” That guy doesn’t get killed by the psychopath, he just gets killed by his friends, in front of his locker, right after saying that.

Remember that sweet, innocent, flush of youth, just DRINKING MARTINIS IN A RIVER? I don’t think I could see this movie because the whole time that everyone was getting stabbed and shot and run over by a Ford Focus, I would just be obsessing about the time they drank martinis in a river because no.