So yesterday I posed the rhetorical question: would recent Sarah Silverman mutual-breakup participant Jimmy Kimmel look sad, or perhaps cry, when his live TV show returned last night? It turns out, yes, one of those things happened! In fact, a careful examination of Jimmy’s monologue (even in the poor-quality medium of YouTube because someone forgot to DVR it), is like a guide to the seven stages of grief.
And, finally, smugness:
But all joking aside, his eyes were a little bit red. GIRLS WIN.