John Stamos Is The Roastmaster

Thank god Comedy Central is going back to their roots and roasting an actual comedian this year (Flavor Flav’s roast was so bad I wouldn’t fuck it with Pamela Anderson’s roast). Bob Saget is the perfect roast-ee, and Comedy Central just announced that his roastmaster will be John Stamos, who will somehow have to reach deep inside to find the Mean Stamos that lurks behind his nice-guy facade. Maybe he can loosen up by watching his Australian “drunk” interview again. Stamos claims he was jet lagged and on Ambien, not drunk, but he’ll make a great roastmaster if he brings this lack of inhibition to his duties:

(I feel like the world is this much closer to being ready for Stamos Says What?)