Apparently the world fell into a wormhole and ended up in aurora bizzaroalis over the weekend, because there are white people in the new Tyler Perry movie, The Family That Preys:
“Every truth begins with a lie. Every dream has a dark side. Every choice has a consequence. Every Tyler Perry movie has 47 plotlines.” Is it racist that I think this movie looks terrible? I know that bearded Brooklyn Jews in their late 20s who used to love Pavement aren’t really the intended audience, but I haven’t seen this many IMPORTANT REALIZATIONS and TELEGRAPHED INTENTIONS since my high school put on a play about Safe Sex during fourth period. But I don’t think I’d even skip class to see this.