It Was Only A Matter Of So, So Much Time

This is the special 45th Anniversary Birds edition Barbie doll. Sure. I can’t believe people are still talking about the new iPhone. Don’t collapse that tent just yet, nerd, you’ve got another line to form. Here is the description:

  • Based on the classic movie!
  • Includes real fake birds!
  • High-quality head looks scared and has awesome hair!

This Barbie is for The Birds! Actually, this Barbie from The Birds is for you! [ed. note: um, what?] Celebrating Alfred Hitchcock’s classic film, this incredible collector’s doll features our heroine being attacked by a trio of fine feathered foes, just like in the movie. Will these plastic birds damage her delightful handbag or her carefully styled hair? We certainly hope not! Be sure to let Barbie into your home and pray that the birds don’t come in with her! Stands about 11 1/2-inches tall.

HAHAHAHHA. “Real fake birds.” “High quality head looks scared and has awesome hair.” The description of this doll is funnier than all six seasons of Last Comic Standing (that’s the world’s smallest zing playing “My Heart Zings For You”).

You can buy it here, or you can just put $44.95 here.