Despite Spelling Disaster, Team Jesse Wins The Bachelorette

Last night, DeAnna the Bachelorette chose Jesse, the snowboarding, “longer-haired” “Duckie” of the group to be her fiance. I was on Team Jesse, and what I saw of the three hours of Bachelorette-related programming last night was very “aww.” I give them six years. Today, cynical world-weary bloggers like Mark Lisanti were able to hold back their joy-feelings for DeAnna and Jesse long enough to point out that Jesse’s proposal-notes spelled it “your” instead of “you’re”:

What about “Many years of whip creamy cheesecake”? Aren’t we going to make fun of that? He’s a snowboarder, he doesn’t need to be able to spell!