There’s A New Grizzly Man Out There Annoying The Bears

Oh ABC Primetime’s 5-part series The Outsiders, we see right through you, yet we can’t resist your targeted reports from the intersection of animals and crazy people. Five parts is not enough! Last week, you pulled back the curtain on people who raise monkeys like children. Tonight, we’ll meet Charlie Vandergaw, a 70 year old retired schoolteacher who Lives Among The Bears in Alaska. It’s like a producer saw Grizzly Man and said “There has to be another crazy dude out there who lives with bears but hasn’t been eaten yet. Bring him to me.”

“There’s no worse death than being eaten by something you love.” That is probably…true? It should at least be a movie tagline.